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The first coin that begs you to leave.

THE ART OF SELF-FUD

Guaranteed Regret

Top buyers automatically entered into a daily roast.

Reverse Marketing

Every promo tweet is pure FUD. We dunk on ourselves so you don't have to.

Community Sadists

Holders earn $CRY reactions, not reflections.

REVERSE TOKENOMICS

ActionTaxWhere it goes
Buy6.9%Sent to a wallet labelled 'Probably Gone'
Sell0%We want you out fast
Hold☹️Mental damage accrues

HOW TO GET RUGGED (IN 3 STEPS)

1.

Ignore this website.

Seriously, just close the tab right now.

2.

Accidentally buy anyway.

Oops, muscle memory got you again.

3.

Complain in public; we retweet you.

Your pain is our marketing strategy.

ROADNAP (THE ANTI-ROADMAP)

Phase 0:

Launch, immediate existential dread.

Phase 1:

Merch that says "I was told not to buy."

Phase 2:

Therapy spaces in Discord.

Phase 3:

Movie option nobody asked for.

FAQ (Frequently Avoided Questions)

"Is this a rug?"

Probably.

"Will the devs dump?"

We're dumping emotionally already.

"Why golden theme now?"

Even our failures deserve to shine.